alymuffin:

theghostoflove:

Give Harry to me, Hagrid, I’m his godfather, I’ll look after him.

THIS IS SIRIUS BLACK. He was, in the words of JKR herself, “too busy being a big rebel to get married”. He was too rebellious to settle down and commit, aged only 22 or so. But in an instant — in an instant — he accepted responsibility over this one-year-old, undoubtedly because of his affection for Harry and because that was his best friend’s son.

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dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

okay im going to watch frozen

um okay why doesnt anyone have ear holes

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wheres the hole

the budget for this movie was $150 million and i didnt even see a single ear hole. where was the money going????

warpedlamp:

When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.

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silentauroriamthereal:

peacelovehappinessandwriting:

jamesfactscalvin:

mrshudsonstolemytardis:

Prince Harry and John Barrowman both do a mutual high five/ass slap combo omg

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass so hard that the guy actually had to rub himself a little while John waves his hand

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass 

It’s basically illegal not to reblog this.

taylorswift:

"I’m dancing on my own//I make the moves up as I go."

taylorswift:

youfitmypoems-likeaperfectrhyme:

I get the one about you being a vampire but Swift, what are you doing here???

I am trapped inside an invisible box, obv.

taylorswift:

youfitmypoems-likeaperfectrhyme:

I get the one about you being a vampire but Swift, what are you doing here???

I am trapped inside an invisible box, obv.

ohtswift:

breakburnandends:

OH YEAH. THE ALBUM………………?!?!??!?!? she kept stressing about important it was to keep quiet about it, but you guys. you have no idea what’s coming. whatever is in your mind is not at all what this album is like at all. the lyrics are better, the sound is better, EVERY song is fucking GREAT. whatever doubts you have about 1989 throw them out the FUCKIN window. it’s amazing. promise.

Holy fuck

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

punch-a-your-buns:

owlturdcomix:

The one constant.

I relate to this so hard you dont even know

destielkills:

the-secret-world-of-hairy-yetis:

capitolprostitute:

nationalbuttlickersassociation:

hachestark:

samuel-vimes:

honestlyiamironman:

didn’t the goblet of fire cover this

because how else would Ireland win but krum catch the snitch

actually in prisoner of Azkaban, didn’t Gryffindor need a certain amount of points to proceed to the finals, and that’s why Oliver Wood told Harry to wait until they had scored a certain amount of points before he caught the snitch?

Catching the snitch ends the game and is worth the most points, but it doesn’t guarantee a win. Just like tumblr user samuel-vimes said, Krum caught the snitch at the World Cup Finals, but Ireland still won in the end because they still had more points.

Also the way the ranking system works in the international quidditch league, and I assume at Hogwarts, according to JK Rowlings new reveal, is that teams are awarded a certain amount of points based on the amount of points a team wins by and thats how they are ranked against each other. Rowling said that a win by 150 points = 5 points, 100 points = 3 points, 50 points = 1 point, and a winner of a tie is whoever caught the snitch the quickest. So theoretically a team that only catches the snitch but wins by a margin of less than 50 points is awarded no points and might as well of not caught thats why Wood told Harry to wait until they were up a certain number of points in order to increase their overall ranking and win the cup.

And gosh, a good chunk of you people claim to hate sports.

We do hate sports. All the ones that don’t involve flying broomsticks and slightly murderous balls that try to knock you off them.

karmyarmycaptain:

yourdarlinglittlesammy:

do you have those shows that you just pretend got cancelled after a certain season/episode and any following episodes just never existed in the first place?

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brattiest-b:

This show was seriously the funniest.

disneymagicman:

Devastating that this film was so underrated.

raydayton:

trying to search about that new abc show

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